Din Dins

'A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders the dumplings. After he finishes eating, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, then calmly stands up to go. 'Hey!' shouts the manager. 'Where are you going?? You just shot my waiter and didn't pay for your food!'The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I'm a Panda, look it up'The manager opens his phone to google it and finds the following definition for panda: 'A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats, shoots and leaves.'